$TAXMAN · ROBINHOOD CHAIN
every bag pays its share.
TAXMAN is a meme on the pons launchpad. Fixed supply, bonding curve, no presale, no mint. The joke is structural: before you can blink, the curve has already taken its cut — ninety-nine percent on buys at open, decaying to nothing in five seconds.
We didn't invent the tax. We just gave it a face. Every bag that passes through this curve pays its share, and then the taxman goes back to his paperwork.
PENDING — ADDRESS ISSUED AT LAUNCH
Names are not unique on a launchpad. Always trade the address, never the ticker.
This token is deployed by the pons factory. Supply is fixed at launch and minted to the curve. After a launch there is no mint, no freeze, no blacklist, no tax increase, and no way to pull liquidity. When the curve closes at 4.2 ETH, liquidity is locked in a pool permanently. The creator keeps exactly two levers: where creator fees go, and whether buybacks run.
pons does not audit, vet or endorse anything. This is a meme with no roadmap, no promises, no team allocation, and no utility. It can go to zero. Nothing here is financial advice, and none of this is affiliated with pons or Robinhood.